Monty Python best described the contest between competing philosophies with a soccer match:
(Listen closely, because Karl Marx comes off the bench at the closing minute, game tied, 0-0, then argues “Off-side” when Greeks score.)
Monty Python Philosophy Football, 1970s
Judging Beauty, Goodness and Virtue
"If you judge Beauty or Goodness or Virtue solely based on what you see in the mirror you will likely die a painful death...whether old or young. Just ask Kurt Cobain" from St George Frederick, an old friend returned.