I never get tired of admiring, especially leggy women. It also put me in mind of a story that’s been dancing around in my head for a long time. It actually started on a military note, World War II, well sort of, then swerved way back to Mexico, then back to the Army and Korea, then ending up in Russia and the Balkans, with short stops in a host of other countries.

And it was because of those long-legged women “with no visible means of support”….

“what they do just a’walking down the sidewalk of a city, makes me think about some stray cat gettin’ fed. She’s got a whole lotta motion in her soul, but her soul’s not the place she lets it show” (Billy Ed Wheeler, “Blistered“)

But if I started with my direct military involvement with these women, I’d have to start in the middle of my affair, and the back story is important. So, I’ll begin at the beginning, with Betty, circa 1942, before I was born.

You see, in ’42, when my Dad shipped out to North Africa, and I was still only a gleam in his eye, my pregnant mom moved to Hamilton, Ohio, just outside of Cincinnati, to be with her family. And Dad’s sister, (Aunt) Betty, just out of high school, tagged along.

There was all kinds of work to be had around Cincinnati during the war, for it had quickly become the major east-west military rail center in the US, with thousands of troops arriving and departing in every direction to postings in the east, south and Midwest.And every one of them had a three-day pass. So Cincinnati also became known as the Red Light District of the West…even though all the sinful action actually took place at towns across the Ohio River in Kentucky, especially Newport, where I practiced law in next-door Covington, off and on for close to 10 years as I built my consulting business in the Russias.

Cincinnati was (is) the dullest city in America, under-girded by generations of German-Catholic immigrants going back to the Civil War. Mark Twain once commented that if he found out that the world was coming to an end on Monday, he wanted to be in Cincinnati, because it would take them an extra two weeks for them to learn it had happened.

I spent hours walking the downtown business district and never once saw a man slap another man’s back, and laugh. Or even smile. Indians (in India) called this the “thousand yard stare” where Englishmen would never look right or left when walking among Natives, avoiding any kind of eye contact. It was a class thing.

So it only made sense that all the fun-loving partying, drinking, and whoring, would move across the river and state line. That’s how organized crime had it figured, too. Even in my day, the 1990s, Newport was still largely “owned” by mafia interests-turned-legit, with the main street bars a shadow of their former selves from the WWII days. Old Ciudad Juarez, across the walking bridge from El Paso, was something like that in the 60s, I suppose, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

Bored with life in “Little Appalachia”, as Hamilton was called, Aunt Betty took work in Newport for the duration the war, then moved to Detroit afterwards. My dad never “explained” Aunt Betty to me until my college days, but by the time I was in high school I figured out her profession on my own. She was the most beautiful, glamorous woman I’d ever seen, with bright dresses and hats which shined ten times brighter than the Pentecostal greys people in the mountains wore. She stood out. And I never saw her without high-heels, except the one time I saw her in the altogether, changing clothes, while spending the night with her and “Uncle” Johnnie, or whoever, when I was 6. That was in Detroit and Mom and her sisters had all been called there because her dad was in the hospital, so I was passed around for three nights.

Betty’s men were always “Uncle”, and always different, at least three I can recall. As I said, Betty was the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen, and was a blond when I was 6, so my favorite. But in later years, she would come back to Harlan County, every 2-3 years or so, always in the summer, and always with a new Chrysler convertible with top down, and hair to match the color…blonde, red, even pink. (Way ahead of her time.)

Horn blaring, she always brought treats and presents. It was like someone had thrown open the shades to light our house. And once she even brought a husband, Uncle Frankie, I think, but I think they were all mobbed up and had greasy, wavy hair. (In the late 70s that connection served me well in a small civil case in Las Vegas.)

But she was forever blonde in my mind. I never saw an image of that iconic pic of Betty Grable that I did not think of my Aunt Betty.

Here’s the hook.

I was sixteen the last time I saw Betty, but most amazingly, she and Mom kept a steady correspondence going until she died in the mid-90s somewhere in Florida. Mother was one of the most down-the-nose self-righteous Christians I had ever known, but for some reason she saw something in Betty no one else saw. Their letters were long, multi-paged affairs, and I never heard Mom speak a single doubting word against her. Ever. What each one of those two very different women felt about the other served as great lessons for me which I’ve carried forward all my life, for I am sure each made the other better.

And it began a long life of generally looking for something better in people who were otherwise defined by the class they carried on the end of their tongues, the color of their hair, the way they walked down the street, looking like some stray cat getting fed, or the way they earned their livelihood, with no visible means of support.


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