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Famous Soviet Russians I’ve Colluded With

The Russians and Democrats are not the same. I’ve actually known honorable Russians.

In 1991 I met a man from the USSR named Valentin Suchkov. I was working with a Ukrainian trading company in Cincinnati, headed by a man named Vechilev, from Kharkov. Mr Suchkov was leading a trade delegation from Gorkiy, a well-known “closed city” and the internal exile home of the Soviet refusenik, Andrei Sakharov, who had only died the year before in Moscow.  Vechilev only told me that Mr Suchkov headed an oil and gas company in Russia and was using his firm to sign blank invoices for services rendered that would allow them to buy American gifts for family back home.

A short, stocky man, a little disheveled, we shook hands and gnarlier hands I’d never gripped. An engineer I guessed, those hands signified years of handling heavy drilling tools, not the typical executive type you’d expect to see in America. I gave him my card, which was called “Retrotechnology” at the time, and after it was read to him, he asked it meant. He spoke no English, so everything was translated by Vechilov. I explained that I helped developing economies acquire older, retired production processes in the US, where they would be a generation or two more advanced than what were currently used in various countries. I explained there were many opportunities in Asia, with which I was familiar, but there could also be many in the USSR now that Perestroika was in full swing.

He seemed interested, so we shook hands again, and he left to meet his delegation, no doubt for a raid on Home Depot. Next day Vechilov called to say Mr Suchkov would like to have dinner, and could I join him? I met them at the old Rookwood Pottery Restaurant (now closed I’m told) and we had a nice friendly meal over vodka, wine and fine beef. Mr Suchkov quizzed me about “biznez in Amerika”. We talked for maybe two hours.

Then we shook hands, and I drove back across the river, and he winged his way home to the USSR.

Later that year, 1991, one of the silent partners of the Ukrainian firm, a lawyer, offered me the opportunity to spend three months in Ukraine. I would be working with a “red biznez” private bank in Kharkov, (one of Gorbachev’s efforts at private investment) to make contacts for their trading company. A great opportunity, I closed my office and was in the USSR at a very historical time, from December 1991 thru March, 1992. I got to see the Hammer and Sickle taken down all over the empire, and heard them sing “Svoboda Ukraina” a thousand times in Ukraine. I was one of the few unattached private Americans in the USSR at that period of history. It was very heady and frightening for a lot, especially around Leningrad, Moscow and Odessa, where there were always stories of automatic gunfire. I first met Moses Sands there, (who gave me this non de plume) in the then-famous Moscow McDonalds, which began a long friendship until he died. I also had an old army friend, a Russian linguist with the Defense Attache’s office, who would keep me up on the diplomatic corp’s worries about the pending breakup of the country.

In mid-January, the bank president in Kharkov came to me and said that Mr Suchkov, of Gazprom in Gorkiy, wanted me to come and spend a few days with him there. “How do you know this man?” he asked. I explained our meetings in Cincinnati. Mr Suchkov would meet me at the rail station in Moscow, was all he said.

About rail travel in the USSR, I traveled several times, always on overnight sleepers. I had to be escorted with a Soviet national everywhere, since, even though I could read the language, I couldn’t speak it, and would have to pay full “foreign fare” if discovered by the several large women they sent around to collect the tickets as the train pulled out of the station. Always dressed to the nines, I was told to sit over by the window, with a pissed-off, superior frown on my face while my valet showed her our tickets. Worked every time. Instead of $200, a First Class overnight fare was about $20.

The trip to Moscow was uneventful and we arrived late morning. I gathered my bag, and Sergei, my regular escort who always used the occasion of one of my trips to Moscow to spend a little afternoon delight with his girl friend before taking the 3rd class sleeper back to Kharkov, we walked out to the back door that looked onto the parking lot. It was bitter cold, probably six inches of old snow. I spotted a long stretch Black Maria skid to a stop about 100 feet away, and a short stocky man, with no coat, only a white shirt and tie, and a wild look in his eye, jump from the back seat, search the station ramp, spy me, then rush up like a wild man, grab my hand, then proceed to kiss me. Right on the mouth. Turning to Sergei, shaking his hand, almost gratefully, that he had gotten me there safely, he basically said “I can take it from here” and dismissed Sergei.

In all the days I spent with Mr Suchkov, he never even told me about his Party rank, and only once or twice even displayed it. He was an oil and gas engineer in the fourth most powerful city in the Soviet Union. I spent four days learning just how powerful he was.

The driver’s name was Sasha, the patronymic (nickname) for Alexander. And the car was either a GAZ Chaika or a ZIL. We always called them Black Maria’s, long black limos.  There was a sliding privacy window between front and back seat, a television and intercom system, a back seat with plenty of leg room, and a small pull down seat facing to the back, for a translator. Our translator was named Rolf (real name Vladimir) who spoke with an English accent. We became great friends as I did 90% of my talking the entire week through Rolf.

The distance between Moscow and Gorkiy (recently changed to its pre-Stalin name of Nizhni Novgorod) was 265 miles, which in the best of times, is close to 7 hours (do the math) over a highway that, in snow-plowed mid-winter, took over 9 hours, with almost no traffic. And not even the comfort of house or street lights from the black landscape to the right or left.

We spoke of many things, but as I relearned many times over the years, like southern Americans (versus urban northerners) Russians, and east Europeans of almost every stripe, want to get to know you before talking biznez. Russians perception of Americans is that we all-biznez, and therefore dull.

Those first 2 hours, we shared pictures. My sons, one in college, both swimmers (ah “plovim”) his son and daughter, both in their 20s, his wife, Sonja, a great cook (as I found out), and his dacha, which he kept closed up in the winter. Rolf, the translator was probably 25, a really great kid, told me he had been trained in English-English instead of American-English, yet his favorite music was Metallica and Jethro Tull. And could I find him some albums? (Which I did.)

It gets late very early in Russia in winter, so most of our drive to Gorkiy was in pitch black, over roads almost empty of traffic. And a landscape that was like you were traveling through a 200 mile long graveyard….with no moon. We stopped twice, the first at an unlit resort with a log-cabin North Woods façade. Not a vehicle, not a light, the owner has obviously been notified ahead that we were coming, because the lights came on, and we were ushered into the dining room, and were waited on by the owner. It was then I realized the power of Mr Suchkov, who could call ahead and have a person open his establishment just so four people could drop in the middle of winter, have a couple of drinks, soup and whatever sort of kielbasa he had in the fridge and then be on their way.

Although I didn’t make the comparison then, Mr Suchkov treated this business owner as Donald Trump has been said to treat his own staff, and I was taken by his informality, neither Jersey bossy, nor Massachusetts condescending. More like Chicago stock-yards, been-there-done-that familiarity, the way you’d expect a man with gnarly hands to behave.

Back in the car, we stopped at Vladimir, near midnight, just to take photos of the gates of the city. Vladimir is the religious capital of Russia, from when the Mongols invaded, and Christians prayed that their churches would be spared, and they were. It was a “permitted” religious pilgrimage during all the communist years. Our Lady of Vladimir is one of the most sacred of icons, and my wife has one.

Mr Suchkov and I talked the rest of the way, a couple of gulps of vodka making him more relaxed. But we discussed philosophy, not biznez. He grabbed my hand, and Rolf said, “He wishes to tell you a secret.” He was a poet, only no one knew it. I asked him to recite one for me, so, still holding my hand, recited a melancholy piece, (but what Russian poem isn’t?) and Rolf translated. So then I recited the ancient Japanese saying that every man is composed of four men; the public man, the professional man, the private man and finally, the man that is known only unto himself. He kissed me again, only not on the mouth. He held my hands in his hands, and asked if we could sing songs,. Sure. And he sang a really sad song about hard lives on the Volga. Trying to liven things up, I added a spritely version of “Buffalo Gals” and we finished with me doing the bass overbeat while he and Rolf sang the dirge of the Volga Boatmen.

At home at about 2 AM, it would be the next night before I would meet his son and daughter, who shared a bedroom in a small 2-story walkup….1600 sq ft, tops. His wife Sonya was there to greet me, along with a (2-yr old) wolf breed named Ling. Who hated me, and bit me the first time I put my hand out to pet him, and every other time my hand was exposed, which it generally was when I slept, while he stood sentinel.

They put me to bed on the couch in the living room, which was the only available bed. I asked myself how can a man with such power have to live in such meagre surroundings? Of course, the best answer is appearances, which communism still demands. But it was fun, at 7AM, to stand in line for the bathroom for the first time in 25 years,

Sasha picked us up at 9 AM after poached eggs, toast and coffee. The GAZPROM central office was not large, Suchkov had a private office with a private entrance, which we entered from the hallway. We then went out to meet his secretary, where a giant photo of Lenin loomed, and a smaller one  of General Secretary Gorbachev. Through another double-door was the conference room, where, inside milled around about 20 men, who snapped to attention when Suchkov came in. He introduced me, then each man came up to shake my hand and say his name. They were the regional managers of his company. Every Soviet ethnicity was represented there.

It appears this was a scheduled manager’s meeting, and I was privileged to sit in on it.

Soviet conference rooms are universal by design, and I suspect they haven’t changed, where there are two long conference tables running parallel to one another, capped with the Director General’s desk at the head, elevated about 18″ on a platform, signifying rank. I sat just next to Suchkov, as he talked to his managers, and Rolf translated in whispers. It sounded very routine. After an hour or so, we broke for tea and cakes, and I asked Suchkov about the size of the territory his company delivered natural gas services to. He reached behind him, and pulled down a large map. About 60 million customers, in an area about the size of France, the entire Volga River drainage, down to Volgograd (Stalingrad) to where it drained into the Caspian Sea.

Rolf then escorted me out of the room and gave me a tour of the complex, models of equipment in glass enclosures. In any culture this is called “killing time.”

After about two hours Mr Suchkov re-emerged and we went back to the car, but without Rolf. Mr Suchkov said, in broken English, “I show you Kremlin,” Almost every major centre in Russia has a Kremlin, a citadel that signified the center of government.  Gorkiy’s was on high ground, and over-looked the Volga, captured here by my camera in January 1992, the river frozen.

The Kremlin was completely snowed over, unplowed, and may have buried grass or concrete underneath. The length of a football field, we began to walk around it, twice around, me in regular shoes and only a wool suit and raincoat. My toes froze on the first lap. Why we did this I never knew, for Suchkov spoke to me in very broken English…but about capitalism, not biznez. Perhaps he wanted to be where there were no listening devices. I tried to explain in my best broken English my limited Adam Smith rendering of free markets. This was not a nuts-and-bolts Q & A, carried out on a primary school level, but a leap into esoteric notions. And it took awhile for me to catch on to what he was trying to lead up to.

Back in the car, Rolf said they had a special treat for me, that Mr Suchkov had ordered a Finnish bathhouse opened up several miles upriver. After a small meal, and about 30 miles (almost 2 hours) over a plowed one-lane path, we pulled into a small parking lot of three pine-log buildings, flumes of smoke coming out of the larger one. We went into a changing area,  where Mr Suchkov’s engineers already were sitting, partaking of vodka and sausages,. We went into small rooms, changed our clothes to long white towels, and joined the crew. Rolf didn’t change, telling me was asthmatic so couldn’t go into the sauna, and I would be on my own. The meal was, well, once-in-a-lifetime, 20 naked men in towels, passing toasts and chewing on kielbasa, all from a thousand miles in every direction, with friends they likely saw only 2-3 times a year. It was cheery, a cacophony of language I couldn’t understand, but was just glad to be a part of, a few began tracking out, 2-3 at a time, across the 20 feet or so into the main sauna. A large room, which could have accommodated three times our group’s size, with two tiers of all-wood slat-board seats, with room to sit or lay down.

In answer to my first worry about protocol, having never been in a real Finnish bath before, the engineers had all dropped their towels and used them for seating mats over the boards or as one would a beach blanket.  I was told that it was best to stay inside only thirty minutes, then go across to the changing shack for more food and vodka, where Rolf was diligently standing by, and we talked. Mr Suchkov was talking with his managers. After perhaps 10 minutes, more sausage and a shot of vodka, I returned to hot room and sat down. Oh, there were birch twigs. Mr Suchkov came up and showed me how to swat and be swatted, with easy stokes over the back. It seemed sort of gay to me, only was a thousand year old tradition. After a few minutes, Mr Suchkov suddenly jumped up, and called me by my first name, and said, “Come, follow me”. Like a wood nymph he jumped up and charged  though the front door, buck naked, as was I, took a hard left, and ran maybe fifty feet to a clearing of open snow, suddenly stopped, turned and fell backwards, summoning me to follow. By the time I hit the icy snow he was already making snow angels. He just as suddenly jumped back up, and was back in the sauna house. me lagging behind.  In an out in maybe two minutes.

Next day, after a second night of Ling hovering over me, and snapping if I exposed my hand from under the cover, Mr Suchkov had arranged for us to travel to a small town called Semonov, some miles north of Gorkiy, The town is famous for its crafts, which even Americans would be familiar, the nesting dolls, or matroishkas, and the high-end Khlokhoma factory, where were produced the USSR’s most notable cultural export, lacquer artwork.

But Semonov itself was a place of interest for unlike Soviet towns that had been turned into concrete Cabrini Greens, the town had its own signature, where every house was in competition with the next house, and the next, just by the colors they painted the house, and the display of the window shudders. It was a kaleidoscope of colors.

I could write a thousand words on my visit to both factories, for they were symbols for Russian arts abroad and in the Soviet bloc as well. In Bulgaria, where I later spent many years, Semonovas, or Semonov nesting dolls were dismissed as “mass produced” only they weren’t. Every part of the dolls were hand-painted, And I got to shake the hand of everyone in the production line, from the fellow who hollowed out the wood, then put in a kiln, to the ladies who painted each mark.

In anticipation of better things for the New Russia, Mr Suchkov wanted me to share my ideas how these factories might improve. He introduced me to the Directors Generals of both factories and we were able to discuss reaching broader markets.

On the ride back to Gorkiy, Mr Suchkov spoke to Sasha, redirecting him to a small cluster of apartment buildings. We parked some distance away from one building, and after speaking to Rolf, Rolf told me that we would visit one of the buildings, where was housed the apartment of Andrei Sakharov, who had been exiled there for close to 7 years, 1980-1986. It had only been opened as a landmark in late 1990. The place was arranged as you might have found rooms at Monticello or Mount Vernon, roped off. But no visitors were there, just a lady at the front door, taking a few kopecks for admission.

Very ordinary to the casual eye, I saw the guest register, where indeed, fewer than a page full of people had visited, and took great pleasure at being the first American to sign, writing only “Vaya con Dios” and my name. I noted a Canadian Broadcasting crew had been there the previous November.

The significance of the trip to Sakharov’s house and what he meant to ordinary Soviet citizens, I learned on the overnight train trip back to Ukraine. A trip which will earn a larger story sometime, as we had to travel 3rd class sleepers, that slept four, and share with two young Palestinians traveling from a technical institute in the USSR to rejoin the Intifada now that they’d finished a semester of instruction in overthrowing the Jews in Israel, my escort was not the usual Sergei but a fellow named Viktor I only saw at the bank, and who spoke virtually no English. Only French, leaving us with a 4-way conversation with the Palestinians, one who spoke some English, the other who spoke some Russian. It was a sight to behold, especially since all they wanted to talk about was politics and Jews.

But in trying to get acquainted with Viktor, I reached in my pocket and brought out a little 1/2 pin, called znatchki in Russia, that had been handed to me by the ticket-lady as we left Sakharov’s apartment. The rarest of gems, Viktor cried. Profusely. And he reached over and kissed me. Such is the significance of a single social rebel to the ordinary people of the old Soviet Union.

The only time Mr Suchkov made any reference to his political clout was when, before we visited Sakharov’s, we dropped by to pay a courtesy call to the governor, who was an older stiff old communist who said very little. We shook, they spoke, and we moved down the hall to the deputy governor, a Yeltsin man, younger than me, and very brash. Suchkov introduced me and the man looked up, and asked “Is he also here to buy MiGs?” Very dismissively. I explained a little about what I was there for, but he interrupted me, going on about MiG’s and tanks. Finally, Suchkov quietly thanked him, and turned and we walked out. By the time we reached the outer door, he was seething, and said under his breath, but reported to me by Rolf, that he would soon have that son-of-a-bitch removed,

A sign of things to come in the New Russia

Next day, mid-morning, I said my farewells to Suchkov’s wife, and Ling, who took one last swipe at my hand, and joined Rolf for that last ride to Moscow. Not far from the city we pulled off to a siding of the road, and waited, while another stretch Black Maria pulled up behind us. Out stepped a man dressed as regally as a Soviet could, who joined Suchkov and I in the back seat, while Rolf moved around to the front seat and Sasha joined the other driver. I moved into Rolf’s seat facing the two dignitaries. Mr Suchkov introduced the man by name, and as “his boss”, according to Rolf. We all shook hands and pleasantries, Suchkov said many things to his boss that Rolf did not translate. Then, the other driver stepped out of other limo with a large wicker basket, a flat lap table. Inside were tins of caviar, vodka, champagne, and a whole chicken, still warm. And we dined, all but poor Rolf, who had to translate, as I was the object of the conversation, and the topic of the conversation was Mr Suchkov telling his boss all the things the New Russia could become if they worked with Americans to start over again.

You see, Mr Suchkov was the region’s representative on the Soviet Central Committee in Moscow. A big deal.

In March, 1992, as I was preparing to depart for home, the bank threw a gala farewell dinner for me, attended by more than dozen citizens of Kharkov I had met. As we sat down, the bank president stood up and introduced Mr Suchkov’s son, Dmitri, who he had flown down to Ukariane as his emissary just to say farewell. He stood at the head of the table and read it out, then handed it to me.

When we parted, I was sure I would see Suchkov again. A firm communist, senior member of the Soviet government, he also stood at the foot of the altar of free markets, from the bottom up. But fate dealt the Soviet Union a cruel hand, for in 1992 Bill Clinton replaced GHW Bush as the American president and any hope for free and open markets disappeared. Yeltsin was a drunken wreck, and slowly over a period of several years, mostly during the Clinton presidency, especially while Ron Brown was still alive, any chance for the kinds of free-market reforms Suchkov envisioned  was swallowed up by corruption and what later would be recognized as an oligarchic fascism, finally claimed by Vladimir Putin. By 1998 I had cut off all dealing with US government agencies, Russia and Russian ex-pats everywhere. No matter where I went in the Balkans, to the Russians, who are still prominent in al the former Soviet satellites, I was just a “feelthy f***ing Amerikan”.

Such a shame, such a lost opportunity for freedom.


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